Well, if this were the world I were about to graduate to...

Much ado has been made about the excessive revelry of Cambridge students, no doubt in part due to the abundance of virile, young flesh caught on camera for otherwise limp-libidoed newsroom editors to devour like ravenous wolves. I have seen excessive drunken revelry on a college campus before--even walked the poor girls home--and what happened in Cambridge is likely a much more common occurrence than we would like to admit.

But you can hardly blame them. After all, these students are among Britain's brightest and surely know what lies ahead of them. They have a Parliament mired in corruption, a headstrong PM who refuses to step aside despite leading his party to the abyss, and now we find that even the police, the supposed protectors of law and order are in on the act, too. To the students of Cambridge: This Bud's Stella's for you.